HINDUSTAN KI JAY HO

INDIA IS THE BEST
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JAY HO---EK-DO BAR NAHI 8 BAR JAY HO. SMILE -PINKI-SMILE KE LIYE BHI JAY HO. 8 OUT OF 10 NOMINATION THAT MEANS 80 PERCENT SUCESS NOT AVERAGE ONE BUT THE DISTINCTION. THAT MEANS FILM WAS THE BEST OTHERWISE IT IS NOT POSSIBLE.MIRZPUR VIA MUMBAI TO LOS ANGLES EVERYWHERE IS JAY HO. REHMAN-GULJAR-RESUL POOKUTTY -PINKI-SUKHWINDER SAB KI JAY. MANDI ME BHI LOGO KO MUSKARNE KA MAUKA DENE KE LIYE. WHOLE UNIT KI JAY HO. NO MATTER SLUMDOG IS DIRECTED BY ENGLISH DIRECTOR. BUT THE STORY IS OURS. ALMOST WHOLE TEAM IS OURS. NEXT TIME HAMARI FILM KO BHI MIL JAYGE. JAY HO!
POLITICS ON JAY HO
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IT IS NOT NDA INDIA SHINING PERIOD. THAT WAS SO CALLED BASELESS. INDIA WINS GOLD IN OLMYPIC FIRST TIME LAST YEAR SINCE 1896. INDIA WENT ON MOON THAT IS MISSION CHANDRYAN RECENTLY. INDIAN GIRL WINS GRNADSLAM FIRST TIME. INDIA DOES 123 DEAL WITH US NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE PROBLEM WAS. ALL CREDIT GOES TO SONIA-MANMOHAN COMBINATION. ACCORDING TO CONGRESS SPOKE PERSON ABHISHEK MANU SIGHWI CREDIT SHOULD BE GIVEN TO UPA LED GOVT FOR WINNING OSCAR. THIS IS POLITICS OR SOMETHING ELSE. SINGHWI CAN SAY IT QUITE CORRECTLY. HOW GOVT HELPED TO WIN THIS FILM OSCAR, SIR!

SHOULD BE HAPPY OVER THIS WIN
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SLUMDOG NE HAMAR APMAN KIYA HAI. HAMARI GARIBI KO DIKHA DIYA HAI.HAMARI REALITY DUNIYA KE SAMNE RAKH DI HAI. KI HUM INDIAN KAISE HAI. WINNER OR LOOSER. ADVANCE OR BACKWARD. THEN SHOULD BE RUN OVER THIS SUCESS. REHMAN JISKI CHHOTI SI AASA PURI HO GAYI. INDIAN MUSIC COMPOSER IS RECOGNISED AS THE BEST IN WORLD. WHY SHOULDNOT BE HAPPY? INDIAN LYRICST GULZAR LINE WAS CONSIDERED BEST-WHY SHOULD NOT BE HAPPY? FILM MADE IN INDIA IS DECLARED BEST--WHY SHOULDNOT ....... ? INDIAN WAS THE BEST SOUND MIXER=======WHY SHOULDNOT BE....? INDIAN GIRL PINKI'S FIGHTING STORY AND THEN WIN----WHY SHOULD NOT....? IT IS RIGHT THAT OUR MUMBIA WRITER SHOULD THINK ABOUT THE STORY. LEAVE ITEM SONGS, LEAVE SIX OR EIGHT PACKS, LEAVE MULTIPLE STAR BASED FILMS...THINK BIG...MAKE SOME STORY WHICH EFFECTS. THIS IS ALSO NOT TRUE THAT OUR FILMMAKER HAS NOT DONE GOOD WORK EVER.. MERE PAS MAA HAI---REHMAN FIRST REACTION AFTER WINNING OSCAR...THIS DILOGE CAME FROM INDIA MOVIE DEEWAR. GULZAAR SAHAB WHO IS ABOUT 80 MAKE NUTAN HIT BY A SONG MERA GORA RANG... ALSO WROTE BIDI JALYILE JIGAR SE........AND ALSO--JAY HO....WELL WHAT A RANGE. SO WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE HAPPY. AND THOSE WHO ASKS QUESTION ABOUT SHOWING GARIBI IN FILM WHY NOT YOU TRY TO CUT IT SHORT. HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY SINGLE STEP FORWARD TO STOP IT.
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MIRZAPUR ME HOLI
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PINKI KE GAON KE BAGAL ME KISI KA SHRAD HO RAHA THA. WAHA KE LOG BHI PINKI KE GHAR PAUCH GAYE. AUR HOLI SE PEHLE HI RANG AUR GULAL EK DUSRE PER LOG DALNE LAGE. AISA KISI DES ME KISI KO OSCAR MILNE PER NAHI HO SAKTA. IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA. OSCAR KA MATLAB TAK NAHI SAMAJHNE WALE KE BETI KI KAHNI OSCAR JEET CHUKI HAI. IT ALSO HAPPENS IN INDIA. BAPU COULDNOT GET NOBLE PRIZE BUT THE FILM MADE OVER HIM WON THE NOBLE (OSCAR) OF CINEMA WORLD. OSCAR IS AS SAME AS NOBLE IF YOU TALK ABOUT CINEMA. PINKI KI MAA KAHTI HAI AB SAB VIKAS HOGA. IS OUR POLITICIAN LISTENING?

LOVE AND HATE
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THERE WAS LOVE AND HATE CIRCUMSTANCES IN MY LIFE. I CHOOSE LOVE BETWEEN TWO. AND WORLD KNOW WHERE HE IS. IT WAS REHMAN TOLD AFTER WINNING SECOND OSCAR. THEN WHY NOT CHOOSE LOVE IF ANYTHING TO CHOOSE. WHO CAME HERE TO RULE ONE DAY YOU HAVE TO BE BACK SO WHY NOT CHOOSE THE SAME AS A.R.REHMAN DID.
AFTER 27 AND 40
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IT WAS 27 YRS LATER WHEN INDIA GOT OSCAR. LAST TIME IT WAS BHANU MATHYA IN FILM GANDHI. NOT THE INDIAN MOVIE THOUGH. AND SATYAJEET RAI ONCE GOT IT FOR LIFE TIME. AGAIN ON THE SAME DAY IT WAS SHIVA DAY. THAT IS AFTER 40 YRS SHIVRATRI HAPPENED ON MONDAY. AJAB SANJOG HAI NA.
HOW LUCKY WE ARE?
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HOW MANY THINGS WE HAVE SEEN IN RECENT PAST WHICH FOR INDIA HAS NEVER HAPPENED. OSCAR,GOLDMEDAL,THREE MEDAL, AFTER 40 YRS, MISSION MOON,CRICKET TEAM DOING GREAT, GRANDSLAM,NEHWAL IN BADMINTON AND MANY MORE................THIS WIN GIVES US HOPE,CONFIDENCE AND MANY MORE..........ABHI AISA BAHUT KUCH DEKHNA HAI.........WAIT AND SEE...............
JAY HO!

LAUT KE AA JA

HUM UNHE KAISE BHULE JINHONE HAME APANAPAN SAMJAHYA,
HUM UNSE KYA SIKAYAT KARE JINHONE HUME AAPNA BANAYA,
HUM UNSE KUI BAIR RAKHE JINHONE HUME DOSTANA SAMJAHYA,
HUM UNSE KAB LADE JINHONE HUME JODNA SIKHAYA,
HUM UNSE KYA MAANGE JINHONE HUME SAB KUCH DIYA,
HUM UNSE KAHA MILE JINHONE HUME KISI MOR PER AAKELE CHHOR DIYA,
HUM UNHE KYA NAAM DE JINHONE HUME INSAAN BANAYA,
AAB HUM INSAAN BAN SAKE YA NAHI YE HUME KAUN BATAYEGA,
AA LAUT KE AAJA MERE MIT TUJHE MERE GEET BULATE HAI.
KAB TAK KAROO INTAZAAR, AAB NAHI AATA KARAR,
AA LAUT KE AAJA MERE DOST..

UMPIRE KA AATYACHAR

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