Friday, April 24, 2009

MANDI ME JOURNALIST

MANDI ME JOURNAILST
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GENRALLY JOURNALISTS ARE "BE-KAR" HOTE HAI. THEY DONOT HAVE CAR LIKE RAHUL BABA AND SONIA MADAM. NO DOUBT MANY JOURNLISTS HAVE AS MANY LEADERS. SOME DONOT HAVE BY OWN CHOICE AND SOME HAS NO CHOICE. BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING ON JOURNALIST IN THIS MANDI TIME. MANY HAVE BEEN TOLD TO SAY GOOD-BY AND MANY'S SALARY HAVE BEEN CUT. THIS IS ON THOSE PEOPLE WHO IS KNOWN AS FOURTH STATE. THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE MAKING STORY OF OTHERS ARE NOW THE BIG STORY. BUT THEY ARE NOT PRIME TIME MATERIALS. LEAVE PRIME TIME THEY ARE NOT IN FACT NEWS. HALAT KYA HO GAI BHAGWAN, KHABAR BANANE WALE KO KHUD HI KHABAR BAN RAHA INSAN. DEKH TERE INSAN KI HALAT KYA HO GAI BHAGWAN. MAI- SACHIN-ISI BEHTRIN PESE ME HOON. YAHA BEHTRIN SABD KO TOD-MADOR KAR NA PES KIYA JAYE. MUJHE IS PESE ME MAJA AATA HAI. "JEENA YAHA MARNA YAHA, ISKE SIWA JANA KAHA." PAISA MERE LIYE JAYDE MAINE NA KABHI RAKHTI THI NA KABHI RAKHEGI. SAI ITNA DIJIYE JA ME KUTUMB SAMAYE, MAI BHI BHOOKA NA RAHUN ......LEKIN AAJ KE PATRAKAR KI BHOOK BADH CHUKI HAI...SAI JITNA DIJEY,,KAM HI HAI,,,MAI BHI BHOOKA HOON,,,,,,,,,MERE SABHI KABIL DOST ANYATHA NA LE. LEKING YE JO PRABANDHAN HAI O MANTA HI NAHI,,,CHHATNI PE CHHATNI...SALARY CUT PE CUT, AUR BHI BAHUT KUCH....WAQT BADLA HUM NAHI BADLE JISKA KHAMIYAJA KUCH PATRAKAR UTHA RAHE HAI, SADAK PER HAI O, EK JAGAH SE NAUKRI GAYE AUR SAB JAGAH TALE PARE HAI...FREEZ HO CHUKA HAI...PATA NAHI CELCIUS KITNA DEGREE HAI...PATRAKARO KO MANDI KI AASANKA KAISE NAHI HUIN, SAMAJH ME NAHI AATA KHAS KER BUSINESS COVER KARNE WALO KO,,,AB HAMARE PM WHO IS EXPERT IN FINANCE AND FORMER FINANCE MINSITER P. CHIDAMBARAM CAN MISJUDGE THE SITUATION THEN WHYNOT EVERYONE. OK. MANY PEOPLE EXCEPT JOURNALIST HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS. WE MADE IT NEWS. TRIED TO EFFECT THE COMPANY OR PERSON WHO IS RESPONIBLE OF THIS. BUT WHO CARE US? SOME TIME WE ALSO DONOT CARE. ASK TYTLER AND HE WILL SAY THIS ALL WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS LIFE AFTER WE THROW JUTA. BUT QUESTION IS AT THIS MANDI TIME WHAT WILL BE THE LIFE OF JOURNALIST FAMILY, THEIR KIDS, THEIR RELATIVES(IF ANY BUT MANY?). WHAT THE JOURNALIST FAMILY DID WRONG IN THIS. WHO WILL THINK ABOUT THAT. NDA GOVT OR UPA GOVT OR MANAGMENT OR WE ALL OR PUBLIC?. MANY PEOPLE DONOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE NEWS MAKER. SO WHAT........I AM NOT FINDING ANY ANSWER...BUT WILL ANY.....I HAVE NOT LOST JOB THOUGH BUT WHO KNOWS.........JINKE GHAR SISE KE HOTE HAI UNHE .................STRONG INDIAN MEDIA.......BUT,,,,,,,,
WISH ALL THE BEST FOR ALL THE JOURNALIST IN THIS MANDI TIME AS WELL AS OTHER PROFESSIONALS...ITNI SHAKTI HAME DENA DATA....KALAM KA ASAR KABHI KAM HO NA....SATYA KO DIKHATE RAHE HUM...CHAHE JITNI MUSKIL SAMNE HO...............

Friday, April 17, 2009

JUTA HIT KUYIN NAHI KAR RAHA...?

MERE JUTA HAI JAPANI...RAJ SAHEB AUR MUKESK KE JAMANE ME JUTA PER GANE TO BANE LEKIN AISE JUTE NAHI CHALE THE...AB TO STRONG LOGO PER BHI CHALNE LAGE HAI. HA YE JUTA NAHI KHARAUN THA. LEKIN SARE JUTE MISS KER RAHE HAI. MEDIA WALE PARESAN HAI KOI HIT KYUIN NAHI KAR RAHA HAI...TAKI LAL CIRCLE ME DIKHAY AUR KAHE YE DEKHIYE SIZE 9 KA JOOTA, KALE RANG KA, AB CHALE, ISE DAYE HAATH ME PAKARA GAYA...JIS SAKHS KE HAAT ME AAP IS JUTA KO DEKH RAHE HAIN UNKA NAAM... HAI..,...KI SABHA/PRESS CONFRENCE/MEETING/KUCH BHI..CHAL RAHI THI...TABHI HANGAMA MACH GAYA..IS LAL SHIRT AUR PAINT PEHNE SHAKSH NE ACHANAK APNA SIZE...ABHI HUMNE BATAYE THA JI..SIZE 9 KA JUTA KHOLA AUR YE DEKHIYE...KALE RANG KA YE JUTA...SIDHE MANCH KI TARAF UCHHAL DIYA...,....KUCH SAMAJ PATE,SECURITY MEN KUCH KAR PATE, KI TABHI...YE JUTA,,,SAHAB KO HIT KAR GAYA...KISNE PHEKA YE JUTA, KYO PHEKA YE JUTA JANNE KE LIYE SIDHE CHALTE HAI APNE REPORTER ...KE PAAS JO IS JUTA HIT KARNE WALI GHATNA KE SAMAY WAHI PER MAUJOOD THE...LEKIN USSE PEHLE AAPKO BATA DE YI VISUAL AAP HAMARE(CHANNEL NAME) PER EXCLUSIVE DEKH RAHE...YE JO LAL GHERE ME JUTA HAI...O SIDHE AAKAR LAGA....IS WAQT HUM CHAL SAKTE HAI (ANOTHER REPORTER) KE PAS UNSE JANTE HAI KAHI KOI CHOT TO NAHI...SAHAB KI HALAT AB KAISI BATAI JA RAHI HAI...DOCTORS KA KYA KAHNA HAI....ICU ME BHARTI KARAYA GAYA HAI...MANCH PER BLOOD GIRNE KI BHI KHABAR AA RAHI HAI...KITNI DURI SE PHEKA GAYA THA JUTA...TO CHOT KITNI GAMBHIR AAP MAAN RAHE HAI...KIS COMPANY KA JUTA THA...LOCALS KYA KAH RAHE HAI...OPPOSITION KI KYA PRATIKRIYA HAI...SAHEB NE JUTA KHANE KE BAAD KYA PRATIKRIYA DI...UNKA BODY-LANGUAGE KAISA THA...AAP BANE RAHIYE HAMARE SATHA IS WAQT HAMARE SATH JUD GAYE HAI EK MANOCHIKITASAK...JI SWAGAT HAI AAPKA...KYUIN BADH RAHI HAI JUTEBAAJI KI GHATNA...KISKO JIMMEDAR MANTE HAI AAP...AAKHIR KYUIN LOG JUTA PHEKTE HAI.....AAP BANE RAHIYE HAMARE SAATH....EK BAAR PHIR SE HUM AAPKO BATA DE VISUAL SIRF AUR SIRF HAMARE PAAS HAI....EXCLUSIVE...PEHLI BAAR JUTE NE KISI KO HIT KIYA HAI..YE DEKHIYE....IS WAQT AAP APNE TV SCREEN PER DO DRISYA DEKH RAHE..EK ME JUTA HIT KAR RAHE HAI..DUSRE ME MIS KAR RAHA HAI...AGAR IS TARAH PHEKA GAYA HOTA TO YE JUTA BHI HIT KAR SAKTA THA...AUR AB CHAR WINOW ME DEKHIYE...EXPLAINING THE MATTER WITH EXCLUSIVE TAG.....AND THEN WITH TWO SONGS...MERE JUTA HAI JAPANI...AND PAISE DO JUTE LO....IS WAKT EK DARSAK JUD GAY HAI HAMARE SAATH....SAWAL....AND WHOLE DAY IS COMPLETED....NEXT DAY MORNING....NAMASAKAR SWAGAAT HAI AAPKA HAMARE KHAS KARKARAM....JUTE PE JUTA ME....THREE EXPERTS...DEST BHAR SE HAMARE REPORTER AUR KUCH DARSAK BHI AAPNI RAI RAKHENGE....9PM BULLETIN(NEXT DAY AFTER JUTA HIT DAY)...ASPATAL SE SAHAB KO CHUTTI MIL GAYI HAI..AAPKO BATA DE KI KAL UNKE SATH.....AAIYE AB TAFSIR SE AAPKO BATETE HAI KYA HUA THA KAL....NEXT DAY 9PM...JIS SAKHS NE JUTA PHEKA THA USNE APNI GALTI SWIKAR KAR LI HAI...AAIYE AAPKO BATATE HAI KYA THA YE PURA MAMLA...NEXT DAY 9PM....EK BAAR PHIR CHALA JUTA..LAGATAR DUSRI BAAR ISNE KIYA HIT...CONTINUE..NEXT DAY 9PM...AUR YE PURA HUA JUTA HIT KARNE KA HATTRIK...PICHLLE CHHAH DINO(SIX DAYS)ME TISRI BAAR GHATNA KO DIYA ANJAM...JUTE KO SALAM....NEXT DAY 9PM......BADE KAAM KA JUTA VISHESH....

ADWANI VS MANMOHAN

WHO IS WEAK? THIS IS THE QUESTION MOVING ON 15TH LOKSABHA ELECTION. MANY DEBATES ARE GOING ON. PEOPLE'S TIME, NEWSPAPERS INK, NEWS CHANNEL'S PRIME TIME, ELECTION RALLIES, BLOGGERS KHAWISH AND MANY MORE. WHERE IS MANDI, WHERE IS TERRORISM, WHERE IS DEVELOPMENT,WHERE IS ATOMIC DEAL, WHERE IS TALIBANI DANGER. WHERE IS BSP- BIJALI,SADAK AND PANI AND WHERE IS PEOPLE PROBLEM...GONE....WELL...THAT IS WHY SOME PEOPLE SAY THIS IS A DIRTY GAME.ADWANI DOES SPEAK LOUDLY BUT NOT A GREAT SPEAKER IN MY POINT OF VIEW. WHAT HE SPOKE IN PAKISTAN EVERYBODY KNOWS, WHAT HE DID WHEN HIS MINISTER WENT KANDHAR WITH TERRORIST WE ALL KNOW, WHAT HE DID WHEN JAB ROME JAL RAHA THA NIRO BANSI BAJA RAHA THA...ALL KNOW, WHAT HE DID ON THE SHAMEFUL DAY OF 6TH DECEMEBER 1992....NO NEED TO MENTION....IF THESE ARE THE DEFINITION OF BEING STRONG...MUBARAK HO ADWANI JI YOU ARE VERY STRONG....ATAL JI IS A GOOD SPEAKER EVERYBODY KNOWS...AND HE NEVER REQUIRE TO SAY SO. WHY ADWANI NEEDS TO TELL THIS TO THE COUNTRY. DOES HE THINK OTHER CONSIDER HIM FLOP SO HE IS PLAYING THE GAME.THE PERSON MASTER IN ECONOMICS NOW BECOMING A BETTER POLITICIAN. HE DOES WORK AND DOES NOT WILLING FOR TAKE CREDIT. HE LOVES TO PERFORM WITHOT MAKING TOO MUCH HO-HALLA. AS WE MANY INDIANS DO. OR THIS IS A RIGHT WAY TO WORK. IF YOU ARE MAKING ATTENTION OF HO HALLA IT IS HARDLY YOU WILL BETTER CONCENTRATE ON WORK. ADWANI IS MAN OF SECOND LINE. WHAT IS THE ACHIEVMENT OF ADWANI IN INDIA'S BETTERMENT? I AM IN DEEP-2 TROBULE TO REMEMBER ANY. BUT SOME DAYS AGO ONE PERSON SAYS, TO MAKE ATAL PM ITS ADWANI'S RATHYATRA PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE....HE MAY BE RIGHT. TO MAKE BJP IN 2 FIGURE IN 3 FIGURE HE DID GOOD JOB. WELL EXCEPT THIS...................I HAVE BEEN STOPPED FOR SOMETIME BUT DOES NOT COME ANYTHING IN MY MIND
NOW WHAT MANMOHAN DID? LEAVE HIS EARILE CARRIER AS PROFESSOR,RBI AND OTHER..CONSIDER NARSHIMA RAO'S FINANCE MINISTER...WHERE WE WOULD HAVE BEEN IF HE WAS NOT OUR FM THEN...VERY HARD TO SAY...MANDI SE PEHLE HI HUM MANDI KE SIKAR HO GAY HOTE.THIS IS THE JOB IS FAR MORE STRONGER THAN ANYTHING ELSE. AS PM..INDIA US ATOMIC DEAL IS SUCH WHERE HE HAS MADE HIS GOVERNMENT IN DANGER-------IS ANOTHER BIG ONE. TODAY'S IT IS POWER POLITICS TIME THAT MEANS EVERYTHING IS RIGHT FOR SATTA. BUT THIS MAN CHOSE OTHER WAY.......UPA ALL WORK WILL BE KNOWN BY HIS NAME...HE ACCEPTED 1984 MISTAKE. BJP AND ADWANI HARDLY WILL DO THE SAME FOR AYODHYA AND GODHARA.
SO IT IS BETTER FOR ADWANI TO LEAVE IT COUNTRYMEN DECIDE WHICH WORK IS BETTER. AND HE WILL HAVE THE REPLY ON 16th WHO IS WEAK AND WHO IS STRONG. ALSO IT IS ADWANI LAST TIME TO FULLFILL HIS DREAM TO BECOME PM AND GET OFF THE TAG PM-IN-WAITING. INDEDD A GREAT WAIT BUT ON 16th WILL DECIDE IT IS GOOD LUCK OR BAD ONE. BUT ONE THING IS SURE THAT HE IS NOT DOING ANYTHING GREAT WHICH WILL GIVE HIME THE EDGE OVER MAN- MOHAN-.