THE GREAT INDIAN FIGHT

FIGHT FOR SEATS
TICKETS
EVERYTHING.
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COME TO UTTARPRADESH AND BIHAR IN ELECTION TIME. AND THESE SCENES ARE EASILY AVAILBALE. 100 PERCENT MANORANJAN KI GUARANTEE. FILMY STYLE, IPL SE KAI GUNA JYADA MANORANJAN. UP-80 SEATS AND BIHAR--40 SEATS. 120 OUT OF 543 SEATS. ALMOST 25 PERCENT IF IT WAS NOT UTTRANCHAL AND JHARKHAND IN THE PICTURE.
FIRST UP..............
FRIENDLY FIGHT BETWEEN CONGRESS AND SAMAJWADI PARTI. THE PARTY WHICH SAVED THE MANMOHAN SINGH GOVERNMENT AND ATOMIC DEAL. BUT BEFORE ELECTION IT IS ALL OVER. LOTS OF TALK AND NATIJA ZERO. MAYA MADAM IS PLANNING WHAT SHE WILL DO FIRST AFTER BECOMING FIRST DALIT PM OF INDIA. AND SO WITH BJP. WIN MAXIMUM SEATS IN UP SO THAT LUCKNOW KE RASTE DILI PER KABJA HO SAKE. NO MATTER UP ME SARKAR NAHI HAI. HAL-FILHAL POSSIBLE BHI NAHI HAI. KALYAN SINGH BHI AB SAMJVAD KI TARAF JO JUKH GAYE HAI.
SAD FOR BJP AND CONGRESS----BOTH NATIONAL PARTI KI KOI AUKAT NAHI HAI DESH KE SABSE BADE RAJYA ME. AB YE JATI-PATI KI RAJNITI KA KAMAL HAI YA PHIR IN DONO PARTIYON KI APNI KAMIYA. KOI MANDIR SE AAGE NAHI BADHTA TO KOI RAIBARLE AUR AMETHI SE JAYADA SOCHTA HI NAHI. AB PATA CHALEGA CYCLE AUR HAATHI KI CHAL. KAUN TEJ CHL SAKTA HAI. BAHAN JI KI HATI YA MULAYAM-AMAR KI CYCLE. HAATH ME ITNI SAKTI TO NAHI DIKHTI NA HI KAMAL KE KHILNE LAYAK MAHAUL HI BAN RAHA HAI. TO KYA HOGA. IPL SE KAM ROMANCH ISME AAPKO DIKHTA HAI. AJIT SINGH KA RECORD BHI DHYAN RAHE.
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NOW COME TO LALU-NITISH LAND. LALU APNE SALE KO MAHAN BATATE HAI. KAHTE HAI USE MERA SALA NAHI KAHIYE NA HI RABRI KA BHAI. USE GREAT LEADER KAHIYE. KAS SARE JIJA APNE SALE SAHAB KE BARE ME AISA HI KAHTE. JAY HO JIJA SALE KI.
LALU-RAMVILAS NE CONGRESS KO TO JAMIN PER HI LA DIYA THA. 3 SEATS OUT OF 40. MANA BHAI CONGRESS KI LAHAR NAHI HAI LEKIN DES KI SABSE BADI AUR BUDHI PARTI KE SATH TO YE JAYDTHI HI THI. CONG SE BAAT BHI NAHI KI....37 SEATS AAPAS ME MIL BAAT KAR KHA LIYA. AUR TO AUR APNE SALE SADHU KA BHI KHYAL LALU JI NE NAHI RAKHA. O EK KAHAWAT HAI NA GHAR KA BHEDI.................SAYAD LALU JI KO ABHI YE YAAD NAHI RAHA WARNA O JAROOR KAHTE. NOW CONG WILL FIGHT ON 37 SEATS. LALU KE 2 SEAT AUR RAMVILAS KE SAMNE KOI CANDIDATE NAHI DIYA HAI. HA VAISHALI SE RAGHUWANS BABU KE SAMNE MUSKIL KHARI KAR DI HAI. WAHI RAGHUWANS BABU JINKE KAM KAJ KO LEKAR CONG KHUB JAY-JAYKAR KARTI HAI. ITNA TAY MANIYE YE MUSKIL DECISION RAHA HOGA SONIA KE LIYE. UPA KAHA HAI. YE FRIENDLY FIGHT BHI NAHI HAI.
JARA NITISH AND COMPANY KA HAL BHI LE LE......NITISH KE MANTRI EK-EK KAR ISTIFA DE RAHE HAI...NAGMANI,NITISH MISHRA....MISHRA KOSI KE PRLAY KE SAMAY DETE TO JAYDA BEHTAR HOTA. APNI GALTI MAN LETE AUR ISWAR BHI UNHE SAYAD MAAF KAR DETA LEKIN VOTER MAAF KARENGE KI NAHI KAHNA MUSKIL HAI. GEORGE AUR DIGVIJAY KO PEHLE HI PRAJIT HO JANA PADA. TICKET HI NAHI MILA. KAHA GAYA SER BUDHA HO CHALA HAI. SER KABHI BUDHA NAHI HOTA NITISH JI AND SARAD JI. KABHI-KABHI SATTA KE UJIYARE ME KUCH NAHI DIKHTA. MUZAFFARPUR SE GEORGE KA RECORD 5-0 HAI. EK BAR TO LALU JI NE BHI SAYAD JINN NIKALWA DIYA THA.
AB SOCHIYE DELHI ME RAMVILAS-LALU-CONG SATH-SATH.........BIHAR ME JUDA-JUDA.....KYA SEHWAG KI BATTING ME ITNI AAG HAI.............? CHUNAV PRACHAR KE DAURAN JO TIR CHALENGE USKE ROMANCH KI AASANKA SE HI HATH-PAO PHULNE LAGTE HAI.......COUNTING KE DIN KYA HOGA...........T-20 KA LAST OVER------FIKA HAI ISKE SAMNE..........RESULT KE BAD KYA HOGA.........WORLD CUP JEET KE ROMANCH KE BARABAR HAI YA USSE JAYDA? I AM NOT SURE. KYA JDU ADWANI KO PM KE LIYE SAMARTHAN DENE SE PAHLE EK BAR TUTEGI NAHI.......A TEN THOUSAND RS QUESTION.........LALU AUR RAMVILAS.........UPA KO SAMARTHAN KE BADLE KYA SAUDA KARENGE...........AUR AAGE CHALIYE.........GURUJI AUR MAMTA DIDI SE KYA DEAL HOGI............TO PAWAR SAHAB POWER PLAY KA ISTEMAL AAKHIR KAB KARENGE... OH! YE ROMANCH........ALLAH KARE DIL NA LAGE KISE SE......